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You bastid!

You stole my idle threat! I'm the one who always says I'll track someone's IP and burn their house down. There may even be a BBS post about me doing that to a Yu-Gi-Oh fan. Check it out. That's the proof. You are my doppleganger. I blam more than I save. I hate sticks. I kill Krinkles fan art because it's just a mockery of his genius. The can only be ONE highlander! I challenge you to a gentleman's duel! 2 shots, 3 paces at the strike of 2 tommorow. Be there.

[Star Day: SS Begins]

rtil is right.

It made me cry too.

[Weed Harmless 3]

Great job but...

You didn't look deep enough while researching. The reason the commercials are always against ganja is because Mary-Jane is a gateway drug. Now most people, upon hearing this will believe that it means reefer leads to the abuse of other substances. But in reality, grass leads to carpentry. Pot-heads make bongs out of EVERYTHING! And when they start using wood, it becomes a threat to the rainforest. So you see, if we legalize pot, everyone will be wasting wood to make bongs. And that's a bad thing. lol j/k
(This piece of illogical logic has been brought to you by ABSTract productions (c) April 23, 2006)

[Random Thinking 1]

Pretty good.

You gave this entry a 4!
If this movie is protected you will get a PROTECTION point!

But how did you do the tv static effect? I could never figure that out.

Blueled responds:

i used a filter in photoshop :)

[The People's Mario]

Great job.

But don't you see? If Mario's Italian, he can't be communist. He's fascist. I mean sure, he looks more like Stalin than Mussolini, but other than that and the red outfit, there's nothing communist about him.

[Arfenhouse Teh Movie 4!!!]

I thought you'd never come through.

But you did. And the french can suck on some hairy balls if they don't like it. Housemaster ownz 73|-| j00 411!!!!!!

[Your Horoscope for Today!]

Well it's about damn time someone made this.

The graphics were great. The effects were great. The song is great.
Lots of jokes added. Great. The pokeball was a nice touch. The guy smiling even though he was decapitated. The way you portrayed aquarius playing whack-a-mole. All great.

But the thing with the whole trippy text shit is going to have people saying...

"It could be a crackhead dat got hold to the wrong stuff!"

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

indeed

[Time Out's "The Bible"]

Jesus walked on water.

But Chuck Norris swam through land! Btw, blasphemy is claiming to be God. So technically that was heresy in the Ten Comandments scene.

[Angel has Flown]

I loathe you.

I despise you. I detest you. I wish for your destruction. If you're that good, why would you give us that "this is my first, please don't blam" crap? It only makes the rest of us feel like shit. Besides, even if it did suck, you'd have no right begging for a protect. If it sucks, it sucks and has to go. In your case you made something that's guaranteed front next day front page. But the fact that someone with this kind of talent wrote something so ridiculous is worse than if some noob submitting another DBZ stick fight wrote it.

Just have more faith in the NG comunity. There's not THAT many aotu-blammers.

J8d responds:

Sorry for that. You're right, the only thing that should blammed is the pointless flash. But I'm not begging for this, in fact, just a fair judgement and critisicma bout my work to learn my mistakes and improve more for the next time. And, yeah, I'm such a noob here in NG.