GritaskKnightofValor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dad's Home]

OOOOOOOOH, that was f'd UP!!!!

Dude, this was awesome! I wish that I could make a guitar appear and play the F-Zero tune.

[High School Daze Ep.1]

Wonderful

I think that this is going to be the next great NG series!

[T3h 0wnaige 2]

This was fucking funny

There is nothing funnier than random scenes of random shit. Keep up the good work.

[Join Us]

This should make the front page.

This was quite awesome and it should have a higher score than it does.

Phalanxster responds:

Quite possibly the best review I've ever had.

You have my thanks :)

[Halo For Retards]

This was awesome!

This was better than the game for one reason only...
You can't kill the monitor in the game.

[OPS!]

Beatiful.

This .beautiful masterpiece brought a tear to my eye and a fart to my ass(no, really, that's a good thing).

[Metal Gear Domestic]

Definately cool!

(Or however you spell it).

I like how you based this on a real event and how they are so creative when they're bitching at each other like an old married couple.

["Target Practice"]

Of purest evil!!!!

This was horrible!!!!!!!!! What kind of lunatic ass-monkey would make something like this?! I leave for a week and when I come back to this website, all there is is pig crap!!!!!!!!!! What darkness is this site being plunged into?! What is happenning to our beloved Newgrounds?! What evil waits upon the horrizon?! What ill fate shall fall upon us and drain what morals and dignity we have left?! What is this world coming to?!

Do not go gently into that good night,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
-Dylan Thomas

[Pat O'Brien Drunken Calls]

WTF is this?

This made absolutely no sense at all, whatsoever!!!!!! How this made it to the front page boggles the mind!!! The story about how this occurred must be a very interesting one involving a pothead and a monkey and I'm sure it would be a very touching one had it not involved this giant load of pig crap of a flash file!!!! Better luck next time!!

["Mario Hii"]

this should have been the original

They should have thought to use everyone's favorite fatass to begin with. I would have given it a higher score if I didn't fart while watching it. I have reason to believe it's your fault.